Blog Archives for category Trying to be Hot (and desperately failing)

A New Year’s Revelation

It’s the start of a new year. There are lots of people jogging (everywhere, all the time), because it’s that… Continue reading »

How Compliments Make Me Feel Awkward (and how I keep thinking my brain operates like Windows)…

This isn’t a real post, it’s half a post. It’s another one I redrafted several times, but I kept lapsing… Continue reading »

Because I’m pretty sure Cavemen had their coffee with sugar…

I’m on a diet. I’ve done diets before, in varying fits of I’M GOING TO GET HEALTHY DAMMIT and I… Continue reading »

I have something in my eye…

So, a couple of weeks ago I wrote a post about how much I hate having my eyes tested because… Continue reading »

I Need Couch Potato Jeans…

It’s impossible to buy jeans these days, all thanks to fashion – which ruins everything in my opinion. As someone… Continue reading »

Just be better. Way better. At EVERYTHING.

  ‘Why am I not a much better person?’ This has to be the most frequently asked question that my… Continue reading »

How to become a hot, intelligent-looking novelist when writing in public…

  If you have any ideas about how to become a hot intelligent-looking novelist when writing in public, then please… Continue reading »