I’ve decided that every Friday, I’m going to a ‘Week in Review’ style blog post. This is because sometimes things pop up during the week that I’d like to write about, but don’t really facilitate a full post.

I’ve chosen to do my week in review every Friday, whilst we’re all winding down for the weekend/wasting those last couple of hours in the office before we can finally go home.

The week in review will be made up of:

Spam of the Week

Usually, my spam comments are trying to sell me Viagra, Xanax and other rubbish. But some of them are, if you can make sense of them, weirdly complimentary. I wanted to dedicate a whole blog post to this, but it would probably go on forever, because every day I get more, each more ridiculous than the last.

Google Searches of the Week

Some of the ways people find my blog are truly bizarre. It’s genuinely  beginning to concern me what people type into Google and, what’s more, what they’re hoping will appear in the search results.

Blog Posts of the Week

These are blog posts I’ve thought were either brilliant or hilarious (or both) and I’m nice enough to share them here (you’re welcome).

So! Let’s begin this week’s Week in Review! Or Review of the Week! I still haven’t really decided on a name. I’ll work on that.

On this week’s post about playing Singstar, by myself, to combat depressive feelings of meh, my spambots had this to say:

Fantastic items from you, man. I’ve take note your stuff prior to and you are just too excellent. I actually like what you’ve acquired right here, certainly like what you’re saying and the way in which during which you are saying it. You’re making it enjoyable and you still care for to stay it wise. I cant wait to read much more from you. This is actually a wonderful web site.

your blog is really excellent. it inspires the readers who have that great desire to lead a better and happier life. thanks for sharing this information and hope to read more from you.

That is really attention-grabbing, You’re an excessively skilled blogger. I’ve joined your feed and sit up for looking for extra of your magnificent post. Also, I have shared your website in my social networks.

mens arseholes in ripped jeans    I’m sorry… What?

i think i am a knob head    You might have a point, but I’m not sure Google can help.

constipation diagram     Quit Googling and buy some Ex-lax. Pronto.

your a rubbish mum look at my husband     Because he’s a rubbish mum too?

i like to poop    Er. Thanks for sharing.

i love you mathematical equation     It loves you too.

ted danson teeth     Okay, Ted Danson’s *hair* I understand, but teeth?

Never judge a book by its cover… Unless it’s one of these.

Vagenda Magazine’s blog post on Period Propaganda saw me cackling at my desk this afternoon. If my neighbours turn up again, I’ll just tell them I’m feeling PMS-y.

Alone with Cats tells us what it’s like to have a real pain in the coccyx.

And that concludes this week’s review. Of the week… in review. Okay, I seriously need to sort out the name… Have a good weekend!

UPDATE: I completely forgot to include a link to this great tribute to internet haters. Watch it here.