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This week I fell into a depressive slump but I’m not really sure why. I’ve decided to combat these feelings of crapulance with chocolate and 80s power ballads, which seems to be doing the trick, but I’m now running out of uplifting tracks to listen to. I need inspiration. So please tell me what your favourite (or most hated) 80s power ballad is in the comments section. I will appreciate it forever. The best suggestion wins an amazing* prize!

*It probably won’t be amazing. Don’t get your hopes up**

**But don’t let that put you off, either.

I didn’t do a week in review last week, so this week’s a double-whammy.

I honestly can’t decide which of these is the weirdest…

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This week I contemplated figuring out how to use Google+ but The Oatmeal’s State of the Web Spring 2012 made me change my mind.

It’s Friday the 13th. Feeling superstitious? Consult Nick Bryan’s Friday the 13th Diagram

And finally… Not a blog, but writing this week’s post about Jack Donaghy involved watching a lot of 30 Rock clips on YouTube. There’s a whole channel dedicated to The Best of Liz Lemon.

And that’s all for this week. Don’t forget to recommend your favourite mood-elevating 80s power ballad in the comments section…

My blog has been in a total mess this week. Mainly because I ~~got addicted to Snickers bars~~ I decided to change the theme on Sunday and then I didn’t get around to doing anything about it until yesterday. I lost about three hours trying to make my blog look awesome but, due to my lack of ~~patience~~ ~~sense of style~~ WordPress skillz the best I could do was this.

Admittedly, it’s a little twee, and kind of looks like a blog for a sweet shop, but it will do. It’s times like this that I wish I was a lot more knowledgeable/trendy.

So there’s a new theme and a new ‘About’ page. This week’s blog post was posted late last night, right at the exact point no one would read it, because I was determined to post an actual blog post before my Week in Review post.

So.. On to this week’s Review of the Week, or Week in Review, or whatever it’s called (I still haven’t decided).

I’ve had some great Spammy comments this week – each less coherent than the last. Last week’s Review of the Week post attracted a wave of spam comments. Some of them, apparently, are on a mission:

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Nick channel drama in which big teeth In which big teeth what?! Gah. What a cliff-hanger…

Funny lectures about glasses or eyesight Late night lesson prep… Although, I’m not sure what kind of lesson this would be…

The excellent Jenny Lawson strikes again with her “How to tell if you’re a troll” quiz.

I stumbled across this earlier in the week… Scho nintiesh.

This week the world lost Nora Ephron. Mekella Broomberg pays tribute to her over at For Books’ Sake.

I also found this interesting read over at Awesome Women of Twitter.

And that’s it… and yes, in case you’re wondering… I am longing for a Snickers bar…

Jo and the Novelist

Neurotic/writer/mentalist…

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